In… some unknown year, a team of nerds was sent careening through time and space, because a magick rainbow lady was bored. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE FIGHTING MONGEESE.

Episode 2.9, “Romancing the Bone” was written, voiced, and recorded by an advanced AI system programmed only with knowledge of the finest 80s-era Carl Weathers action films.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music from the show. “Eighties Action” appears courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, online at Incompetech.com. “Across the Sky” and “80s-style Action” are by Philip Chance. Find more of his tunes at Isoundcloud.com/philip-chance. Finally, “There and Back” is courtesy of Freestockmusic.com. Thanks!